Some (not all, just some) of you are having trouble converting the Kill&Cure PDF’s to what ever format you are used to – PRC, PDA, PD something else I can’t remember. I’ll do ‘mi best to sort it and let you know.

Much, much love…


Thriller Novels Online

Novelists are a put upon bunch. Did you know? Do you care? Well they are. Millions of people all over the world are looking for ‘good new mystery books’ or ‘new thriller books’ if you believe the google search data. But, butty-but-but, poor writers need to get past the gatekeepers before they can get to the public. Who are the gatekeepers? Agents, publishers, editors and dozens of others. Most of whom want to know  two things:

1. Have you got a big pair of tits?

2. Have you been on Big Brother?

If you fit neither of those you are stuffed, smashed, mullaaaaad  sunshine. Oh I know there are a few who get through but….well you know the rest don’t you? What’s a poor author to do?

Recognise things for what they are, that’s what. Write shit-hot stuff that is absolutely congruent with the intention and keep telling the story until it is sufficiently energised to attract others to it. 

Am I making sense or shall I go and lie down?


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Book Like James Patterson

Who are you like?

That’s what you get asked when people realise you’ve written a book.

‘Er..not sure,’ used to be my response but not now. Nah, not ever now because, be-cause people – all of us need drawers to put things in or hooks to hang things on or, or… er… pigeon holes! that’s it, pigeon holes to place things into. They want to position you. It settles them. So now I say stuff like, ‘Oh, James Patterson,’ or sometime if I’m feeling particularly bold: ‘My books are like Dan Brown.’ Then I nod decisively in case I seem less than convinced.

Who am I like? God knows. I wish I had the courage of the great Elvis P, who told a producer “I don’t sound like nobody” when asked a similar question.

See ya anon.

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